I hate potholes…
That’s all for tonight, I’m tired..[Update: 3/3/2018 – tj]
Ugh, it’s been quite an evening. Let’s just say I’m tired of potholes. Both the kind that craters the road, and the kind that are the crew down on the other corner of the block, remodeling a little house. One of those “potholes” tonight . , and his wife, were flipped out, tried to block me into the road with their vehicles, got into a screaming match with my car doors (and my car windows), “something about their dog died” and “I’m an asshole and looked like I was going to run a yield sign” – someone please explain that one to me. When he noticed I had my hand on a baseball bat on my front seat (with my thoughts of how to swing a baseball bat inside my car to protect myself). Those of you who know me would understand that I try my best to not escalate things, but when he told me he was going to go to his truck and get his gun and shoot me, I realized this was not a situation that will calm. You can tell he was wigged out on something. So, when that pothole started making these declarations, I did the right thing, threw my car in reverse, and backed up the 4 houses to get to my house, and called 911. The wife decided it would be prudent to follow me home, and get out of her car, onto my property, and cuss me out royally, bang on the window, and kick the side of my rental car.
Godzilla was completely misunderstood. I believe someone originally accidentally played the film backwards, and it shows Godzilla brings death and destruction. This allowed for it to become a horror movie. All this, because someone was too lazy to re-spool the movie in the correct order.
If you watch Godzilla backwards (in the correct order), it’s about a nice lizard who builds a city and moon walks into the ocean.